Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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