Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Dicks are not precious.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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