I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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