He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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