I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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