there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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