There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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