you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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