redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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