There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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