That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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