i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
