So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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