I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I see more hoeing in ur future
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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