i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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