my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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