I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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