We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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