that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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