areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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