Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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