is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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