yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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