i would punch a child for taco bell
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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