yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
