he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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