omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I will pee on everything he values.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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