Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
