It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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