im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I hope mine doesn't look like that
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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