She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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