You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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