Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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