Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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