their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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