what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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