Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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