It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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