I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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