this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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