I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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