oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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