i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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