My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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