Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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