I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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