Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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