I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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