Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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