And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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