I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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