You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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