he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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