there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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