i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.