Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?

  (1-248): View more from Michigan

  be more specific...?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen? (1-248): be more specific...? http://tfl.nu/5e4s
  Replies (6) Good night (2086) Bad night (698)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong http://tfl.nu/68mo
  Replies (3) Good night (2653) Bad night (623)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is" http://tfl.nu/c0jq
  Replies (36) Good night (1431) Bad night (4373)
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds http://tfl.nu/xoyy
  Replies (12) Good night (704) Bad night (3223)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend. http://tfl.nu/by48
  Replies (24) Good night (847) Bad night (3833)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  eww mummy girl is here...

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): eww mummy girl is here... (931): what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals. http://tfl.nu/7ng0
  Replies (4) Good night (1164) Bad night (4095)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea http://tfl.nu/mdyc
  Replies (14) Good night (952) Bad night (1260)
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me http://tfl.nu/3gz2
  Replies (2) Good night (1412) Bad night (764)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly http://tfl.nu/feuo
  Replies (5) Good night (930) Bad night (586)
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention. http://tfl.nu/qqdz
  Replies (17) Good night (1791) Bad night (643)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god http://tfl.nu/tl6y
  Replies (12) Good night (1229) Bad night (479)
• Favorite

  (254): View more from Texas

  The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (254): The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy http://tfl.nu/x76r
  Replies (1) Good night (494) Bad night (946)
• Favorite

  (276): View more from Virginia

  I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (276): I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best. http://tfl.nu/o1z6
  Replies (4) Good night (621) Bad night (334)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday http://tfl.nu/xpbr
  Replies (1) Good night (611) Bad night (307)
• Favorite

  (602): View more from Arizona

  I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (602): I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong http://tfl.nu/9evz
  Replies (1) Good night (983) Bad night (324)

Randomize