After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.