hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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