Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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