Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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