Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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