There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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